We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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