But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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