let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You ruined the universe
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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