I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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