There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think my moral compass just broke
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