i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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