Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
where are my eyebrows?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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