Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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