Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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