I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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