On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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