She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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