I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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