wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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