May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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