My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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