We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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