she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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