Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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