I've blown a few things in my day
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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