No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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