we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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