So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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