You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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