There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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