So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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