at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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