Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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