so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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