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(908): View more from New Jersey

don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."

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(301): View more from Maryland

Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.

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(510): View more from California

Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.

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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.

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(816): View more from Missouri

It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.

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(816): View more from Missouri

im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death

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(406): View more from Montana

You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.

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