Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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