i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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