So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
pop tarts are not kleenex
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
