well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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