Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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