all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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