I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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