Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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