So drunk, too bad you don't want this
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
last night I used snow as a chaser
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