You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
