She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
is wine microwaveable?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
