Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
