i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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