They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You dont lie about slip and slides
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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