Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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