I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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