Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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