Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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