kristin has been a bad kristin
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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