just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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