I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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