Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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