I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just googled if crying burns calories
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
you never un-have a 4some
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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