O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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