Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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