I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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